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z-queen: i was supposed to go out with a boy tonight. i spent at least an hour and a half shaving, showering, making myself smell like a flower goddess, picking out the perfect outfit, and tending to myself in various ways. i skipped dinner because i

easilyhumored: Today someone came into the cafeteria and yelled “there are free bagels in the student center but they’re running out!” I stood up immediately and just ran. Apparently half the cafeteria had the same idea because soon I was sprinting

occasionallyomniscient: unocculting: eats this and then passes out because it absorbed my blood pressure medication I thought this was some bread from 7000 BC that archeologists just dug up

Obama in his last speech ever as president just told black people to consider the plight of middle aged white men.

bukkokay: the4elemelons: Well I did 6th grade wrong In 6th grade i tried jacking off for the first time because i had heard someone making jokes about it and I tried for like half an hour and it felt like all that came out was a puff of smoke

easilyhumored: Today someone came into the cafeteria and yelled “there are free bagels in the student center but they’re running out!” I stood up immediately and just ran. Apparently half the cafeteria had the same idea because soon I was sprinting

easilyhumored: Today someone came into the cafeteria and yelled “there are free bagels in the student center but they’re running out!” I stood up immediately and just ran. Apparently half the cafeteria had the same idea because soon I was sprinting

askaheichou: ((Happy Munday~ Went to the Renaissance Faire in Larkspur this weekend! Pulled out my Il Lupo gear and a half-assed attempted at manga-version Eren’s makeup because it was oddly fitting… Contacts are Dollyeye Brown and aren’t too vibrant

easilyhumored: Today someone came into the cafeteria and yelled “there are free bagels in the student center but they’re running out!” I stood up immediately and just ran. Apparently half the cafeteria had the same idea because soon I was sprinting

easilyhumored: Today someone came into the cafeteria and yelled “there are free bagels in the student center but they’re running out!” I stood up immediately and just ran. Apparently half the cafeteria had the same idea because soon I was sprinting

easilyhumored: Today someone came into the cafeteria and yelled “there are free bagels in the student center but they’re running out!” I stood up immediately and just ran. Apparently half the cafeteria had the same idea because soon I was sprinting

gangbanging-your-gf: So, my boyfriend’s best friend is incredibly awkward. Half the time, he’s barely able to string a sentence together. I feel bad for the guy. He was staying over at our place once, because his power went out, and I walked in

bukkokay: the4elemelons: Well I did 6th grade wrong In 6th grade i tried jacking off for the first time because i had heard someone making jokes about it and I tried for like half an hour and it felt like all that came out was a puff of smoke

so… this came out a little spookier than I thought it would. Originally I was gonna make a joke about how steven and connie wouldn’t do this because it would cut their candy pull in half, but instead… Oh well. Just, do me a favor and don’t

bukkokay: the4elemelons: Well I did 6th grade wrong In 6th grade i tried jacking off for the first time because i had heard someone making jokes about it and I tried for like half an hour and it felt like all that came out was a puff of smoke

easilyhumored: Today someone came into the cafeteria and yelled “there are free bagels in the student center but they’re running out!” I stood up immediately and just ran. Apparently half the cafeteria had the same idea because soon I was sprinting

easilyhumored: Today someone came into the cafeteria and yelled “there are free bagels in the student center but they’re running out!” I stood up immediately and just ran. Apparently half the cafeteria had the same idea because soon I was sprinting

discount-supervillain: so… this came out a little spookier than I thought it would. Originally I was gonna make a joke about how steven and connie wouldn’t do this because it would cut their candy pull in half, but instead… Oh well. Just, do me

iridessence: “I’ll give you the cold shoulder, honey.”~I haven’t taken photos in almost half a year because, as some of you may have noticed, I was dealing with severe depression. I was convinced by friends to seek out help and I have, and while

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